Tujuane Plus airs on Africa Magic every………( I don’t know which day). I just watch it on Youtube. Even though it’s not as popular as the first Tujuane, it’s way better. The only reason it’s not that popular is because not everyone has access to Maisha Magic. So after binge-watching several episodes of Tujuane Plus I made a few conclusions about Kenyan ladies.
Money is and will always be a game changer
In one episode, a not-so-good-looking dreadlocked guy came to pick a certain chic with an old rusty pick up truck which had grease on the seats. The passenger door couldn’t even open hence the chic had to squeeze herself through the driver’s door to get to the other side. She couldn’t help but curse. During the date, she was super uncomfortable. I swear she almost walked out. That was until the guy whipped out keys to his Mercedes Benz. Yes, the guy was rich and had a Mercedes Benz. He was just playing with the chic’s mind initially to see how she would react.
You should have seen how her face suddenly lit up. She started smiling, blushing and all that, When he asked her for another date, she was like “What do you want me to wear? Something sexy?” Finally on the second date, there was a scene in the Mercedes where the guy kissed her mercilessly knowing he was going to smash. The chic offered no resistance at all.
Lesson: Having good game is nice but money always beats good game
Being a gentleman equals being boring
Never believe the crap that ladies want gentlemen. Ladies want exciting and aggressive guys that take them by storm. Gentleman ship lost its relevance in the 18th century. On another episode, there’s a light skin chic who was paired up with a guy in a suit. He looked like the perfect gentleman. She was as bored as Mandela on Rhode Island, She couldn’t help but harangue the guy and belittle him. She asked for a change of dates and next she was paired up by a super aggressive guy who kept touching her and flirting using sexual tones. From her eyes one could just tell how wet she was. Damn
Lesson: Never aim to be a gentleman
Tall men will always win
The world is unfair to short guys. I am 5’8 myself and I don’t think I’d be getting laid as much as I do if I didn’t have crazy mistari , a sharp mind and a little fame. Back in the day when I was a nobody, a couple of bishes rejected me saying they preferred taller guys. That’s right. I’ve been a victim of such nonsense too. A good number of chics don’t even care that you might be tall going downwards. They just want height. It’s as if you will shag them with your head.
Anyway, there was this episode of Tujuane where some really tall dude couldn’t even put a string of comprehensible sentences together. . He just sat there, let the chic do most of the talking and occasionally rumbled like the engine of an old volkswagen. Despite all that, the chic was till all over him like she was an Israelite and he was an angel sent to deliver manna from heaven.
Lesson: It doesn’t matter how tall your ‘D’ is….women want actual height (unless you are an exciting short dude)
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