The weather for making babies is almost nigh; save for a few disappointments from the weather people who never seem to get anything right these days. Saying goodbye to the lonely cold weather is party girl, Vanessa Chettle.
Vanessa came to infamy a few year ago with tall tales told of her escapades with Kenyan celebrities, but as soon as it stopped, it started again, this time however it was her romantic trysts with her mzungu boyfriend (quite an old guy by the way) who was allegedly sponsoring her spendthrift habits in exchange of dipping his wrinkled hand in her honey-pot.
But in such harsh Nairobi conditions , you understand that a girl got make money, by all means.
After a distasteful separation with her Mzungu "snookums" Vanessa chose quite an unexpected career path. She started singing! Socrates, that famous literati said in one of his works "Love maketh a man a poet.." Her heartbreak made her a songstress: which saw the birth of "I hate... "
I hate the breakups, I hate the heartaches
I might forgive you but I wont forget...
[sic]
She then starts rapping about being young and drunk and some other unintelligible things about Johnie walker. Just like Pierra Makena, she should just open a kiosk and stop singing.
Now, to the matters of the day, Vanessa, we are told is currently having a thing with producer Sappy... who shared this info on his social media saying/;
Kwa mwendo huu tutafanya kazi kweli? [sic]
Maybe Vanessa is just being cute and sweet like she always is, but for Sappy, it seems like he has his hand deep down the cookie jar.
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